I swear, I can send large star like spongebob guards to protect you.

SpongeBob lives with his pet snail Gary in a large "pineapple-house" on124 Conch Street in fictional Bikini Bottom, which is located beneath the real tropical isle of Bikini Atoll.

海绵宝宝和他的宠物小蜗一起生活，他们居住在位于热带小岛比基尼环礁下面一个虚构的地方&比基尼海滩贝壳街124号。

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The storm sparked the creation of several Hurricane Sandy-related Twitter accounts some serious, some humorous as well as several joking images superimposing the faces of SpongeBob Squarepants squirrel Sandy, the New York Post reported Monday.

这次飓风引发了几个与桑迪有关的Twitter账户的创建一些严肃的，一些幽默的还有几个搞笑图片放上了海绵宝宝播放器松鼠桑迪的的照片，《纽约邮报》周一报道。

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Both Tinky Winky and Spongebob Squarepants have been "outed" before.

《天线宝宝》和《海绵宝宝》之前已经被禁止。

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Lillard says one reason why a show like "SpongeBob SquarePants" might affect learning is its combination of speed and content.

李拉德说，类似《海绵宝宝》这样的节目可能影响学习能力的原因之一就是它不仅节奏快而且内容充满奇幻。

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Sponge Bob isn't the best tattoo pick for a bridesmaid.

海绵宝宝不是伴娘的最佳纹身。

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He then adds: 'It is so they wouldn't look like anything else on TV* except for Spongebob.'

随后他补充说：这样他们就和电视上的其他人物相比独树一帜了，当然除了海绵宝宝以外。

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There is very little about SpongeBob that is' American," says Cyma Zarghami, president of the Nickelodeon MTV Networks Kids and Family Group.

Nickelodeon旗下Kids and Family Group总裁西马•扎哈米（Cyma Zarghami）表示，海绵宝宝身上带有的“美国”色彩非常少。

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When Viacom Inc.'s Nickelodeon looked into bringing SpongeBob SquarePants to Japan, market research said the show was bound to flop.

例如当维亚康姆（Viacom Inc.）旗下的Nickelodeon电视频道准备在日本推出海绵宝宝（SpongeBob SquarePants）时，市场研究认为这是注定要失败的。

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Memes using cartoon characters like SpongeBob SquarePants were rampant.

用海绵宝宝（SpongeBob）等卡通人物设计的网络米姆（meme）纷纷涌现。

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One thing that may have helped is that SpongeBob lives in an undersea world without humans and overt cultural references.

海绵宝宝取得成功的原因之一在于，它生活在一个没有人类、也没有明显的文化参照的海底世界。

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The storm sparked the creation of several Hurricane Sandy-related Twitter accounts-some serious, some humorous-as well as several joking images superimposing the faces of" SpongeBob Squarepants "squirrel Sandy," the New York Post reported Monday.

这次飓风引发了几个与桑迪有关的Twitter账户的创建——一些严肃的，一些幽默的——还有几个搞笑图片放上了“海绵宝宝播放器”松鼠桑迪的的照片，《纽约邮报》周一报道。

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To live like spongebob, always so optimistic as, so happy, so lovely, so the sunshine.

要过得像海绵宝宝一样，总是那么乐观，那么开心，那么可爱，那么阳光。

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Spongebob Squarepants is a gay cartoon character who is a real threat to Ukrainian children, according to the country's morality watchdog.

根据乌克兰道德监督部门的看法，海绵宝宝的同性恋形象会对乌克兰的孩子造成真实的威胁。

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SpongeBob is a fry cook at the Krusty Krab restaurant, at which he has won employee of the month many times.

海绵宝宝在蟹堡王餐厅做煎炸厨师，在那里他多次荣获每月最佳员工。

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New York, 2004.Content Abstract: Squidward is doing some cleaning and gives SpongBob an old toy guitar to get him out of his tentacles for the day.

内容简介：章鱼哥在家大扫除时用一把旧玩具吉他打发走了前来干扰他的海绵宝宝。

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You think with your penis.

你用海绵宝宝思考。

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When its time for spring cleaning, SpongeBob decides to keep everything he possesses as precious memories instead of throwing them away.

春季大扫除，海绵宝宝决定把所有垃圾都当做珍贵的回忆保留下来。

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SpongeBob SquarePants'? s online reinvention has enabled the show to age along with its fans, who were likely children when the series debuted.

海绵宝宝的粉丝们在这部动漫最初播出的时候可能还是孩子，而海绵宝宝的网络重塑使它得以与粉丝们一起成长。

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Spongebob Squarepants is a gay cartoon character who is a "real threat" to Ukrainian children, according to the country's morality watchdog.

根据乌克兰道德监督部门的看法，海绵宝宝的同性恋形象会对乌克兰的孩子造成“真实的威胁”。

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SpongeBob is an optimistic and energetic character, but also very naive.

海绵宝宝拥有开朗的性格，是个乐天派，但同时也有些幼稚。

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