Instead, I'll just tweet it

After the surgeon tweeted to India's foreign minister that changed.

但当外科医生给印度外交部部长发推特以后，事情发生了变化。

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Or somebody made a chair that twitters when somebody farts.

还有人做了一个当人放屁时发推特消息的椅子。

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The mission would be unmanned, Musk said in a Twitter post, but the flights will be used to learn how to land the sorts of large payloads humans would need should they ever colonize the red planet, another SpaceX executive said.

马斯克发推表示，这次将会是一艘无人太空飞船。另一位SpaceX的主管表示，这些飞行会被用来研究人类在定居火星时所需的负载量。

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More and more employers are looking for employees to tweet on their behalf, to blog on their behalf, to build an audience and write compelling, snappy posts,' says Meredith Haberfeld, an executive and career coach in New York 。

纽约的高管兼职业生涯教练梅雷迪思·哈伯菲尔德（Meredith Haberfeld）说：“越来越多的企业开始寻找员工代表他们发推文、写博客，以建立读者群，撰写吸引眼球、时髦有趣的帖子。”

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The video for the 45-second long "Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen" has been viewed more than 67 million times since hitting YouTube in August, going viral after pop giant Bieber tweeted it as his "favorite video on the Internet."

《Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen》（《PPAP》）的歌曲视频时长为45秒，在流行巨星比伯发推文称这是他“最喜欢的网络视频”后走红，自8月在YouTube上被发布以来已被浏览超过6700万次。

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Labour MP Emily Thornberry tweeted: "Here we go again-new UK\# passport has 7 men featured and just 2 women.\# weexist"

工党议员埃米利·索恩伯里（Emily Thornberry）发推文道：“又来了——英国新版护照上印有七个男性，但只有两个女性。#我们存在”

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The war became so overblown that even Capitol Hill appeared to jump in the fray, with Twitter boy chronicling Wikipedia entries made from U.S. Congress IP addresses reporting that someone in the House of Representatives did some editing of their own.

这件事情闹得不可开交，还因为国会中有人，和之前发推特的戴维斯一样也参与了词条的编辑，国会的IP地址显示，国会中有议员也按照自己的意愿编辑过词条。

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After riding the bench to an NBA title with the Raptors last season, Lin tweeted," God is perfectly the same through the highs and the lows.

上个赛季，林作为替补随猛龙队夺得了NBA总冠军。林发推特说：“上帝在你人生的高峰与低谷都是平等待人的。

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Pathetic patterns of racial exclusion, scream loudly, Rev Jackson tweeted when Facebook released figures showing its overall US workforce was only 2 per cent black and 4 per cent Hispanic.

可悲的种族排斥模式在尖叫，当Facebook公布的数据显示其美国员工总数中只有2%的非裔和4%的拉美裔时，杰克逊牧师发推特说。

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If you have any recommendations, let me know, Collins tweeted, along with a photo of himself with his wife and daughter.

如果你们有想法的话告诉我哟！Collins发推特说，同时还发布了一张自己、老婆还有女儿的合影。

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The director Ryan Murphy tweeted that Dolce& Gabbana's clothes are "as ugly as their hate."

导演瑞安·墨菲（Ryan Murphy）发推特说，杜嘉班纳的服装“和他们的憎恨一样丑陋”。

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Its mission: filter tweets and twitter lists to figure out who the most frequently listed and prolific tweeters are on any given topic.

其任务是：对推和Twitter列表进行过滤，并能针对任一话题，确定哪些人加入的Twitter列表最多并且发推最多。

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Nokia tweeted this as Apple was announcing its new iPhones: Imitation is the best form of flattery.

在苹果宣布发布新款iPhone手机后，诺基亚公司发推特调侃：模仿就是最好的恭维。

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Student Tazeen Dhanani tweeted Ms Jolie did "wonderfully" while Alana Foster described it as an incredible lecture.

一位名叫Tazeen Dhanani的学生发推文称朱莉“好极了”，而另一位名叫Alana Foster的学生则描述她是一位让人不可思议的讲师。

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no one was tweeting or videotaping or posting selfies to Facebook.

没有人发推特、拍视频或者在Facebook上发自拍。

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Look, I get it. You're protective. He's your father and you love him, but I'm sorry, not everybody feels that way.

我懂，他是你亲爹。你护着他，你爱他，但不是大家都会这么觉得啊。

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Her mom replies, "Don't worry darling, you can marry any one of them you want, he isn't really your dad."

女孩说完，她母亲回答说，“亲爱的，不用担心，你可以跟他们中的任何一个结婚，你爸爸其实也，也不是你的亲爹”。

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I never thought I'd be in a TV show where no one was yelling, "You are not the father!"

我没想过有一天我能上到一个并没有一堆人喊着“你不是她亲爹”的电视节目。

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"She just insisted that he was her father, selling her to clear his debts."

“只说拐子系他亲爹，因无钱偿债，故卖他。”

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Who's your daddy now?

现在谁才是你亲爹？

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